Most smart people would take today off if their bosses allowed
it. 
Speaking of which, I'm 99% sure that both my bosses are not on
campus today. 
I would have taken the day off too, except that I've got some
major experiments lined up. 
I am leaveless now till June.. :(
I assume all your profs are on leave as well?
Surprisingly, a lot of my colleagues are present today!
Fufils the 99% present, 1% working! :D